Pad sample is made from Dwarf Fortress data files.

Only in Dwarf Fortress will you; x10 [Fadein]
Encounter some carp that kill you;
Only in Dwarf Fortress will you;
Be attacked by that Batman;
Only in Dwarf Fortress will you;
Drown in boiling dwarf blood;
Only in Dwarf Fortress will you;
Be disemboweled and live;
Only in Dwarf Fortress will you; x3
Encounter some carp that kill you;
Be attacked by that Batman;
Drown in boiling dwarf blood;
Be disembowled and live;
Only in Dwarf Fortress will you; x3