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Mono
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I am whoring myself for cheap.

Mastering. Web design/development. Artwork/graphic design. Even server space/hosting (i got bandwidth not being used up, and yet I am paying for it).

Heck, even therapy! I am not licensed, but I've been told in the past that I should charge for listening and helping out in the past.

I'll probably have a portfolio set up later on... or something.

Mono
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I forgot to mention I'd offer server space from around $2 to $5 a month, roughly. Depending on what exactly you want to do with it. This includes you own domain emails e.g. brad@isuckcox.com etc.

I can also register domains for you (at least at first to get you running), but you have to pay the fees for them (obviously). Which would probably be 10 bucks a year for each domain.

Also, you will ultimately be helping pay a small part of TDS' server as well, since we'd be sharing it.

missile command
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You've got yourself a deal if you can get these fucking Mexicans to stop testing their subs outside my Italian-ass house at 9am .

...

...or are they Puerto Rican?

Mono
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lawlz. Depends really, if they were bumping this:

probably Boricua aka Puerto Rican...

If it's this:

probably mexicans haha.

If it's rap/hiphop, then who da fuck knows.

missile command
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It was certainly some fourth-rate rap bullshit. That's why I need your services. They looked mexi-white and dressed black.

The Mexicans certainly live down the block (as evidenced by the Mariachi music), and that's fine because it's kinda hard to look gangsta when you're rollin' deep to some Mexican Polka. /happy_tuba_bassline_above_the_rest_of_the_music

That reggaeton shit usually goes ignored as all I can hear is a goddamn hi-hat above everything else anyway.

Completely perplexing neighborhood, this is. My Italian-ass heritage self usually just goes and makes some noodles while polishing my gold chains.

Mono
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It's a love song fucker.

Bradkey
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I love those HUGE mariachi band guitars.

Rawspectra
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Okay, so you are offering mastering?
now for real now?
How about me putting a "TDS Studios" onto the next cover of my release?
are you in?
what will it cost? pm me.

Mono
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pm senttzzzzzzzz

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